The Parable of the Crow: Perk of Being the Boss

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, ”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” 
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” 
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.